Monday, January 14, 2013

Superman

Me trying to order something from Walgreens online. Yes, I shop as much as possible from home, don't hate.
Please wait while we find an agent to assist you...
Hi! My name is Khadija G. How may I help you?
Customer:  When I try to order online it keeps saying "The United States Postal Service indicates your address has an incorrect apartment, suite, or unit number. Please enter it below to continue."
Customer:  no matter what I eneter
Khadija G:  I apologize for the inconvenience! Thank you for choosing Walgreens.com. I will be more than happy to assist you. May I please have the pleasure of knowing who I am chatting with today?
Customer:  Does it matter?
Khadija G:  Yes please I apologize but we do need to get your first and last name please.
Customer:  Clark Kent
Khadija G:  Thank you Clark are you entering the last 4 digits of your zip code?
Customer:  You mean the extended zip code?
Customer:  My zipcode is 60615
Customer:  Well normally I reside in Metropolis New York and Work for the Daily Planet but currently I am in Chicago
Khadija G:  Ok and where do you want the goods to be shipped too please?
Customer:  ********** Apt 3L
Customer:  Chicago, IL 60615
Customer:  but you can't tell anyone my address
Customer:  There is this guy Lex Luther who has been looking for me
Khadija G:  Thank you Clark I promise not to tell anyone. Do you have a Walgreens.com account already?
Customer:  No
Khadija G:  Ok I would recommend opening a Walgreens.com account first this will allow you to enter both of your addresses.
Khadija G:  I can send you the steps to register.
Customer:  That's ok
Customer:  I will do it myself
Customer:  Thanks for the help
Khadija G:  Thank you for chatting and please accept our apology for the inconvenience you experienced.
Customer:  and keeping my identity safe
Khadija G:  I understand Clark.
Customer:  *wink* of course you do. Goodbye.
Khadija G:  Goodbye Clark